…so we can have sex but no sleeping on my chest afterwards. Actually, can you sleep in the other room? You see, it’s nothing personal and I really would love to give up half of my bed to sleep next to your warm (preferably naked) body. It’s just that this study says that men who share their beds with someone don’t do so well cognitively the next day. And I really could use all the smarts I can get. Well, it’s kind of odd, actually, because sleeping together leads to both of us having disturbed sleep, but only I’m affected cognitively. I guess it’s a guy thing. So don’t worry, you’re not becoming dumber because you sleep with me, though sleeping with me does mess up your dream recall. And besides, we can still have sex. That won’t affect how I function cognitively in the morning and it’ll help my dream recall. And aren’t you always complaining about how I take up 90% of the bed and kick and punch you while I’m sleeping? This way, we’ll both win. I won’t be so dumb and you’ll get a good night’s sleep and better dream recall. Sound like a plan?
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