my life, my pace

I don’t do speeches.  I’m shy.

I just find being forced to sit through drivel annoying.

It’s not the food.  It’s your brain.

Last week you didn’t get annoyed.  You made poopie in your pants.

Afternoon delight.  She just loves the hard wood.

This could leave you b-b-braindead and you’re worried about NASCAR dads?

If that were true, would Dr. Wilson’s mouth be contorted into that ugly shape?

CHASE: You made a deal with Vogler?
HOUSE: It’s all the rage.  Everybody’s doing it.

Are you comparing me to God?  That’s great, but just so you know, I’ve never made a tree.

People pray so that God won’t crush them like bugs.

That’s very moving.  It’s a shame I don’t vote.

CUDDY: Why do you have to make everything so dramatic?
HOUSE: Because I’m a very high strung little lap dog.  Ruff ruff! Ruff. Growl. Ruff.

Idiopathic from the Latin meaning we’re idiots because we can’t figure out what’s causing it.

You have restored my faith in the human race—you’re lying.

CHASE: And his spleen isn’t enlarged.
HOUSE: Well, size isn’t everything.

Now go tell our human pin cushion we’ll be sticking him one more time.

I am not warm and fuzzy and you are basically a stuffed animal made by Grandma.

Well, it was a stupid idea when you said it.

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