my life, my pace

FOREMAN: I had a date last night. She screamed. Should we spend $100,000 testing her?
HOUSE: Of course not. This isn’t a veterinary hospital.

Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, I feel like a bagel.

That is so not zen.

You can’t stop our love!

So you think maybe Gray’s Anatomy got it all wrong?

My parents loved me unconditionally. Get out.

Never threaten unless you’re ready to deliver. Makes you look weak. Thank God you don’t have children.

You must be very confused.

Hansel, get samples of the gingerbread house. Bag everything.

HOUSE: After that look, I’m feeling a little frisky. Looks like you’re up.
CUDDY: I’m ovulating. Let’s go.
HOUSE: The frisky—it went away.

HOUSE: If I leave her alone, can I have my carpet back?
CUDDY: No.
HOUSE: If I forget about my carpet, can I have her?

Why can’t you be like all the other age inappropriate girls who have a thing for me?

At what point does a person endlessly lecturing someone make him a jerk?

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