my life, my pace

FOREMAN: You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook?
HOUSE: It’s never lupus.

DAD: Who the hell are you?
HOUSE: I am a complete stranger who apparently cares more about whether your kid dies than you do.
MOM: You’re Dr. House.
HOUSE: Did you see my stage show?

MOM: She’s six, Rob. She shouldn’t have unnecessary surgery.
HOUSE: Or a moron for a mom. What can you do?

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