my life, my pace

Stop!  Don’t move.  The way the soft evening light catches your eyes, the gentle caress of dusk on your hair as you turn around and leave my office without giving me that file.

HOUSE: Nice work.
CAMERON: He went home.
HOUSE: Work smart, not hard.

Dudes only go to plays if they’re dragged by women they’re hoping to see naked.

Hey!  Don’t make me turn the hose on you two.

Never is reven spelled backwards.

Panty hamster get a spin on its wheel?

WILSON: She’s a friend.
HOUSE: A friend with a squish mitten.
WILSON: It is a possible to have a friend of the opposite sex without—
HOUSE: Blasphemer!

CAMERON: Can’t I at least—
HOUSE: Waste your time?  Wouldn’t recognize you if you didn’t.

You did not just pull the dead husband card.  My wife died because she signed a consent form I didn’t want her to sign.  Died.

There’s something wrong in your pants.

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